Why are David Beckham jokes always so simple?
So Posh can understand them.
Why did David fall out of the window?
He was ironing the curtain.
How do you keep David Beckham busy all day?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Why does Becks go outside when lightning starts?
He thinks someones taking his picture.
How do you make Becks laugh on a Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Monday
Diddy Allegedly Made Employee Set Up Hotel Rooms With Sex Toys, Drugs,
Alcohol
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Diddy made one of his lackeys set up hotel rooms for intense sex romps
called "Wild King Nights" ... complete with drugs, alcohol and sex toys ...
at least...
1 hour ago
2 comments:
I didnt know tat D-Becks is tat DuMb hahaha..sumore 'lambat pick-up' lagi tu muahahaha.. :D
hahhaa..me thought oso.. lol
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