A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
Morgan Wallen Breaks Silence on Nashville Arrest, Chair Throwing
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Morgan Wallen's speaking out about his arrest in Nashville ... saying he
needed to make some mea culpas before he could put out a statement -- and
adding, ...
2 hours ago
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