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Reuters) A Russian woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, according to police. The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property prices are very high.
“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said that it was “difficult to predict”.